I mean, January is always loooonnnnnggggg. And this January was no exception. Between the crazy weather, finishing up the cleanup from Christmas and everything else, it seemed to go on forever. But I count on that, right? I count on January being around forever before I'm launched into the rest of the year. So, last July I had to spontaneously jump into our farm pond to rescue our elderly dog (who, ironically, has never been able to swim). She had made it to the side and was clinging on to the bank (steep banks) for her life. So, being that this is my baby, I jumped in. It was July, so not cold. Tried and tried to push her up the bank (120 lbs) and was unable to do this. Hubby came to help and between the two of us, we got her out of the pond but in the meantime, I stepped in calf deep silt and did a sudden left turn which my knee deeply resented. Immediately I became the spokeswoman for Rice Krispies (snap, crackle and pop), and boy did it pop! Immediate pain, no strength, ...